Plain Dealer Saturday, July 17, 2004 SALON FROM E1 Nasty salon owner has ugly personality Of course, to get to the meat, you'll have to wade through an abundant supply of blatant product placements for American Express, LensCrafter and Revlon but you'll be amply rewarded and mightily entertained by Antin's relentlessly humorless narcissism. "There's no way this creep can keep a staff," says Nicole Cumberland, co-owner of Noire et Blanc Salon Spa in Cleveland and the Paul Mitchell Academy, Twinsburg. She imagines the turnover is lively at his other high-end salon, in West Hollywood. "He treats his assistant like dirt. Her purpose is to learn from him, not to be the keeper of his sunglasses," she adds, recalling the episode in which Antin chewed out Sanchez because he lost his sunglasses.
But wasn't it a great opportunity to pop over to LensCrafter for new ones! Sanchez's job, Antin whines, is to do "everything." And it would be best if she simply would intuit what that entails. For instance, he assigns Sanchez to find him a new assistant so she can move on to becoming a stylist. His parameters: "Figure it out" is more or less all he says to guide Sanchez on her quest. She also should take care of his styling tools. This means, he never manages to articulate, that she should oil his shears every day.
Antin is equally cavalier about his own clientele, demonstrably ready to drop everything should a celebrity wander in for a cut unannounced. "That's awful," says Anthea Metzger, manager of Scott Metzger Salon Inc. of Shaker Square. "It shows disrespect for the regular client." Anthony Pawlowski, of Details in Rocky River, couldn't agree more, but he imagines that the Beverly Hills clientele is a just a wee bit different from the Cleveland variety. "If Jonathan stops in the middle of a woman's cut to cut Margaret Cho he did in episode they're going to go out and brag about it," he says.
On the bright side, Antin multitasks with aplomb. He can execute a hot new haircut on a hot new starlet whom he loves and thinks looks awesome and amazing in her hot new haircut, while at the very same time berating and belittling nearly everyone else within an arm's length of his hallowed presence. Well, maybe that's not so good, efficient or not. THE FUNNIEST COMEDY OF THE Shawn Edwards, FOX- TV WHITE CHICKS PG-13 NOW PLAYING REGAL CINEMAS MAGIC JOHNSON REGAL CINEMAS COBBLESTONE RANDALL PARK SEVERANCE TOWN SQ STADIUM 20 MALL CENTER 14 190- EXIT Northfield Rd. Mayfield Rd.
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Here's what down to size respect, or at least very little the Bravo reality show. in some local stylists are saying; "He comes across as arrogant, but not a good businessman. But he's got the right shears. They're very expensive, a pair, maybe Dino Palmieri, founder of the Dino Palmieri Salon chain "His cuts are $400, but the four times we've seen him do haircuts, he's done the same one." Brooke Goshen, John Robert's Hair Studio Spa, Chagrin Falls am totally flabbergasted by the lack of management skills this guy has." Nicole Cumberland, Noire et Blanc Salon Spa, Cleveland "Jonathan has no sense of He absolutely can't laugh at himself, and that's what's missing in the show." Jeanine Skolsky, Details Salon, Rocky River "I'd like to help Jonathan. I'd tell him, be a stylist and let someone else manage the headaches." Denise Thompson, John Robert's Hair Studio Spa, Cleveland "WHAT A TREASURE.
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